You Got Johnny Cash In My Children's Music...

... No, you got children's music in my Johnny Cash!

People, people, people -- compromise is possible in these times of discord and strife. I present to you the Johnny Cash Children's Album.

I hereby admit to being only a casual fan of Mr. Cash's music, but this album intrigues me...

"But I wiped snot on a man in Reno once / Just to watch him cry..."

(No, really, kid, it's a song about trains. You love trains. Let's go watch Thomas.)